Just Like A Woman

Thursday, November 5, 2009

And that is that.

I know that this computer would keep freezing and I would have gotten my period and my eyeliner would have smeared even if I was having a good day. I also know I would have dropped my phone against the sweaty concrete and I wouldn’t have this paper done yet even if I was having a good day. So I forgive the earth, my eyeliner, and Gary Metzker because I know that they aren’t trying to retard my growth as a happy, successful person but that I am just having a bad day.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Christopher Robbins to the Front, Please

sister, sister
visible goblins to the front please
dancing with katherine's pussies
ninah: life of the party
mini coops: bruised noses
fly swatter bbq
I'll be at your house in 15 minutes
I hope he doesn't remember my extremely dry pussy
chug chug chug
I never want to hear [his] voice as long as I live
pretend I'm an old movie star from the 40's
I'm going to be dancing on that counter soon
I don't give a fuuuuckkkk
posting digits on the net
can I tell you a dirty secret?
my heart has a boner for you

We miss you!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Friday, March 27, 2009

"I'm good, I'm great, I'm wonderful" -Bob

They are only daisies, but they’re my daisies. And they want to grow and live and they want to feel good and feel the wind of the Earth and feel the enchantment of the dirt and the soil and the roots. They are my daisies that are growing and growing and they are my daisies that are not, will not, will never be tainted by ugly parasites and floor crawlers. I love you my little daisies, you’re bigger than the biggest shrub. And even if this was written in time just short of a minute, it doesn't matter because it's mine and I meant every word. Daisies daisies daisies it makes more sense without puncuation.

You shouldn't always feel the need to punctuate--to stop, to refrain, to slow down, to make it syntactically sound. Just live and breathe and talk and don't stop to insure corectness. If the daisies want to grow, they will grow.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

I'm a Cyborg and That's OK

Fuck double standards, conditions, and circumstances. Fuck unmerited pretension, and empty appearances. I am, you are, we are bigger. Goodbye.